So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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