Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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