I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
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I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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