wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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