i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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