I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
two words: eviction party
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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