like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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