I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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