Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
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Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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