I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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