We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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