its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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