How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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