you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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