Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
In America we eat man semen.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
