I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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