Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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