Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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