i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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