I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
