I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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