you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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