none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
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