the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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