I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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