I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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