Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I think people are normalizing furries
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Randomize
