You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
you didnt know i had herpes?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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