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say what?
wanna hang out?
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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