Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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