I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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