You surviving the open bar?
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I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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