Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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