I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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