Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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