I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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