I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
My sheets look like a crime scene.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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