handjob tips. give me some.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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