Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up