spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.