Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
How external is "for external use only"?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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