Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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