i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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