yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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