im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
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i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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