Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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