i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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