I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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