So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
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We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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