he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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