I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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