I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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