btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
her vagine was all disorganized.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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