I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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