so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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