Yo dont text me then not text me
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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