i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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