TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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