That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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