Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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