ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize
