And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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